if love came a knockin’
I would demand protective custody
and command an investigation
I would call in the Sheriff
and ask for an enquiry
get answers to a thousand questions
I would roll up the red carpet
turn over the welcome mat
and after careful consideration
I might join you at Starbucks
and share a story or two
and look deep into your eyes
and dissect every answer
and listen to each inflection
and upon careful consideration
I would barricade my heart
and slow down my drumming soul beats
and bring out my cunning intellect
and stand strong upon my feet
because I couldn’t take another hit
so I would call upon my Bodyguard
beg him to rescue my raging hormones
protect me from my sensual leanings
incarcerate my wandering eyes
incapacitate my roving fingers
and seal my lustful lips
take my body into custody
tie me up with silken ropes
and hide me until next Valentine’s Day
because with love
I never
give up
hope